The human turtle hybrid

Mitch McConnell is a human turtle hybrid, as my friend Mark rightly calls him. How otherwise can we judge someone who thinks he can win reelection by blaming a person who admitted having had a bout of depression twenty years ago? Mitch,  the turtle hybrid. Who else? You have always known it, or at least since the minority leader in the US Senate told the nation that his first job was to prevent the president from being reelected. That was a year and a half before the elections. There is still shame, Mitch. Look around you.

Don't let him get away with it.