Thank you

For giving us a framework to talk about our not-so-often talked about war on terror. The war phase is over. We can start thinking again, not just going over the deep end every and all the time.

Thank you, Mr. President. We can breath again, particularly now we all know that you don't walk on water. It took Republicans only five years longer to come to that conclusion. We have to love them for that. I know that's hard to justify, but maybe, just maybe, they tried, all along, and weren't lazy assholes, too tired to think.

I know that sounds bad, but what do we do with people who talk about the President as if he is the devil, seeking personal glory in support of the international socialist movement and other enemies of the United States? Who can't suppress a smile when someone mentions Kenya as the President's birth country. Stop being stupid. Please.

You will agree that the arc of history bends towards justice. More fair, more unbiased, and more unequal.